What To Do With With Billion-Dollar Wads Of Cash
#1
Posted 20 March 2012 - 09:35 AM
Mattress stuffing is out as you'd likely need a bed big enough to house China to attempt this.
Instead, Apple announced a share buyback scheme at midnight tonight, in a bid to offload some of its loose change. It plans to pay US$$2.65 per share to shareholders as well as repurchasing US$10 billion in shares, set to begin later this year.
What do you guys think about this?
More importantly – and 'pretendingly' – let's say you were shouldering a similar responsibility. How would you spend the money?
I'd probably start with an iMac – or 100,000 of them. Maybe I'd even line a room (wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling) with them. iPad tiles in the bathroom? Apple TV coasters in the living room. A Mac Pro postbox.
Not really.
I'm interested to know what you would do though.
Do share!
G
#2
Posted 20 March 2012 - 09:38 AM
...Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."
#3
Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:14 AM
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#4
Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:25 AM
...Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."
#5
Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:50 AM
#6
Posted 20 March 2012 - 12:09 PM
Me? I'd make sure all my workers and their families were looked after.
Cheers
Dave
#7
Posted 20 March 2012 - 12:48 PM
#8
Posted 20 March 2012 - 01:36 PM
However, the bit I remember was that he said if he needed anything, there was a bunch of people at Microsoft to whom he could talk. But every time he approached Apple all he got was a line about education pricing.
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#9
Posted 20 March 2012 - 04:24 PM
...Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."
#10
Posted 20 March 2012 - 05:13 PM
Ken
#11
Posted 20 March 2012 - 06:56 PM
I agree with you Alex, I like Tim Cook... He seems to be changing things at Apple charity wise for the better.
#12
Posted 20 March 2012 - 07:12 PM
Ken
#13
Posted 20 March 2012 - 07:36 PM
...Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."
#14
Posted 20 March 2012 - 07:41 PM
I donate money as often as I can, and yes I am not ashamed to admite, I claim it as a tax deduction, simply because I can.
Ken
#15
Posted 21 March 2012 - 08:25 AM
"It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy" - Steve Jobs
#16
Posted 21 March 2012 - 09:05 AM
Ken Gracey, on 20 March 2012 - 07:41 PM, said:
I suppose you could point to something like the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, which is a pretty overt way of saying "Look at me!" while actually doing some good.
Cheers
Dave
#17
Posted 21 March 2012 - 09:33 AM
Ken
#19
Posted 21 March 2012 - 10:58 AM
Dave Bullard, on 21 March 2012 - 08:05 AM, said:
Cheers
Dave
A big part of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is pushing GMOs into unsuspecting third-world countries under the guise of "charity." Hmmm, not really sure how humanitarian that is for a Monsanto stockholder...
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#20
Posted 21 March 2012 - 07:20 PM
O and where is the billion dollars, JZ tempted me with ????
Ken
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